impartial

10. John Hodgman: 32097 followers

http://twitter.com/hodgman

Comedian.

“Desk is clear for the first time since beginning of book tour. Apparently it is made of wood”

9. MC Hammer: 34042 followers

http://twitter.com/MCHammer

Cantaret de muzica rap.

“I appreciate all the love (tweets) of congratulations you sent to me about the Super Bowl commercial (Cash4Gold) …it means a lot..thanks”

8. Al Gore: 38351 followers

http://twitter.com/algore

Fostul vice-presedinte al Americii, ecologist.

“I’m advocating a US goal of 100% carbon-free electricity in 10 years. If you are interested in the plan, check today’s NYT op-Ed on it”

7. Jonathan Ross: 43432 followers

http://twitter.com/Wossy

Prezentator TV, comedian.

“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can’t always make them tweet.”

6. John Cleese: 44142 followers

http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

Actor, comedian.

“Thank you everyone for the messages. Remember I am practically dead, barely functional. Your patience is appreciated. Will blog again soon”

5. Shaquille O’Neill: 46296 followers

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

Jucator de baschet, actor.

“Anotha sleepless nite, n twitter land, aaaaaggggghhhhhhh, whyyyyyyyyyyyy”

4. Rick Sanchez: 48825 followers

http://twitter.com/ricksanchezcnn

Prezentator TV.

“i twitter because i need as a journalist to get what viewers think and say. w/out them i’m just another talking head.they complete me, lol!”

3. Britney Spears: 53290 followers

http://twitter.com/britneyspears

Cantareata pop.

“I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute! –Britney”

2. Lance Armstrong: 53813 followers

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong

Ciclist, castigator al Turului Frantei.

“Got the Knaggs’ family/kids over here at the house. 6 kids ripping around. It’s madness! Luke and 5 girls. Ha! Have a good weekend everyone!”

1. Stephen Fry (foto): 98616 followers

http://twitter.com/stephenfry

Comedian, Actor, prezentator TV.

Articolul integral, aici

Un excelent articol

Inamicii ne fac bine!

Un var de-al meu (de la tzara, bineinteles), vrea sa dea la Academia de Politie. Si am nevoie de argumente ca sa-l conving sa renunte.

Deci, de ce sa nu te faci politist in ziua de azi?

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I dont care about clever I dont care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

Ill take my clothes off and it will be shameless
Cuz everyone knows thats how you get famous
Ill look at the sun and Ill look in the mirror
Im on the right track yeah Im on to a winner

Chorus
I dont know whats right and whats real anymore
I dont know how Im meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
Cuz Im being taken over by The Fear

Lifes about film stars and less about mothers
Its all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesnt matter cause Im packing plastic
and thats what makes my life so f***ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault its how Im program to function
Ill look at the sun and Ill look in the mirror
Im on the right track yeah Im on to a winner

Chorus
I dont know whats right and whats real anymore
I dont know how Im meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
Cuz Im being taken over by The Fear

Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause Im killing them all on my own little mission
Now Im not a saint but Im not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as Im getting thinner

Chorus
I dont know whats right and whats real anymore
I dont know how Im meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
Cause Im being taken over by fear